Cats and etiquette? Absolutely – they’re born royals, after all! The only hitch is that we humans weren’t handed the full manual on feline manners. And trust us, these rules are meant to be strictly followed. So what’s the proper protocol at the Court of the Purring Monarchy? Let’s find out together, fabCats – a little tongue-in-cheek,, but also with deep respect for our whiskered rulers.

Greet with Grace

Take it slow – haste is a poor advisor. Sure, there are bold furballs who toss the rulebook aside and hop into your lap on the first meeting. Rebels! In some circles, they’re celebrated for their bravery, friendliness, and exceptional trust. But the feline aristocracy values personal space, a healthy distance, and time to build trust. The first meeting isn’t the time for over-familiarity. Start by finding the key to the royal heart (catnip, a gourmet treat, or a tasty pouch usually works wonders). When saying hello, extend your finger and allow His Royal Furriness to bless it with a nose boop. Maybe even a head rub? Don’t force it – and who knows, you might earn the honor of joining the trusted circle. 

Earn That Feline Respect

How? Through loyal service, of course. Cats aren’t helpless street wanderers – they’re fully capable of handling life without our opposable thumbs. Still, a true noble won’t get their paws dirty unless they absolutely must. So if you want to gain their respect, grab that litter scoop and get to work, dear fabCat. The acts that earn you favor with the Upper Paw Class include:

• Daily litter box duty – A scoop in hand after every royal visit to the toilet earns serious credibility.
  
• Opening on demand – What, exactly? Anything that would require unnecessary feline effort: doors, windows, pouches, cans of tuna. Don’t ask questions – just do it.
  
• Playtime and cuddles on cue – Don’t be the one who says, “I’ve got five minutes free.” The cat decides when it’s cuddle o’clock or nap time. Stick to the schedule, and everyone will be happy. Of course, if the cat decides to break the routine, accept it with grace – and never postpone the royal entertainment.
  

Make Your Home a Palace

A feline palace, obviously. Let’s be clear: you live with the cat, not the other way around. If they decree that the scratching post belongs in the center of the living room, not tucked in the bedroom – obey. If they demand a VIGO scratcher with a view of the garden – make it so. If the only acceptable nap spot is the EMI pillow, flipped every 30 minutes to follow the sunbeams across the floor – you know what to do.

Appreciate the Compliment

When your cat offers a gift, accept it with a smile and enthusiastic gratitude. A drool-covered toy? Thanks, kitty! Litter tracked lovingly across your floors? It could’ve been worse! A full display of feline derrière 10 centimeters from your face – during your Zoom call? If you have a cat, you understand. Cats express affection in their own unique ways. It’s up to us humans to appreciate the sentiment, even if the “presents” don’t quite align with our preferences.

Live in Peace

Feeling overwhelmed by all these feline etiquette rules? Don’t worry, fabCat! The fluffy aristocracy simply wants a peaceful, cozy home where everyone lives their best life. Fulfill your noble duties, and you’ll be rewarded with tranquil evenings on the couch, book in hand, and a purring companion by your side. Good manners always pay off. 🙂

What’s it like in your household, fabCats? Are your fur overlords strict about their royal code of conduct, or do they bend the rules for the sake of sweet, snuggly harmony?